Q: What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? Never mind, you won't get it." Q: How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck ?
A: At least a zit waits until you're a teenager before it cums on your face! Never mind, its too long." Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Q: What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Nay, 'tis not I yt have broughte forth this rich o'ermastering fog, this fragrant gloom, so pray you seeke ye further." ...
I always go to sea as a sailor, because of the wholesome exercise and pure air of the fore-castle deck.
François Rabelais' tales of Gargantua and Pantagruel are laden with acts of flatulence. Benjamin Franklin, in his open letter "To the Royal Academy of Farting", satirically proposes that converting farts into a more agreeable form through science should be a milestone goal of the Royal Academy.