(Contents of “Rules” T-shirt protected under applicable copyright laws) I’m pretty sure this is how Nike got started, but my goals are not quite as lofty. Click the button below: This whole thing is funny to me! Alan Smyth Check out our book desinged to help Dads PS: Below Stu Graff has already found a great use for his shirt.At first I made a few dozen shirts and gave a few away. The cost is .95 per shirt (more for bigger sizes) Then add shipping & handling of course. He pinned it to his front door while his daughter was out on a date.
Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. So I guess I broke about 5 of the rules and three of them didn't apply.
Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. Yeah, but the fixtures are too fragile to hang on and the cuffs leave too many marks on girls wrists..gotta try the furry wrist bindings. Of course my sister'll probably leave you tied up in a ditch once you've done her floors and windows.
However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.
I have a passion for my family and have learned a few things along the way.